Attitudes to work

Sent from a Saudi friend who thought it highly amusing to describe his work ethic thus:

Japanese attitude for work
"If one can do it, I can do it.
If no one can do it, I must do it."

Middle Eastern attitude for work
"Wal-la-hi if someone can do it, let him do it.
If no one can do it, ya-habibi how can I do it?"